The Dress

Disclaimer: There's a beer stain on the left boob, see the last pic. It's subtle but visible. That's why it's so cheap.
Must've happened sometime during the bonfire afterparty. Whoops! I got it dry cleaned, but didn't do anything fancy to remove the stain. Maybe you'll have better luck? I'd rather pass it along to a handy, budget-conscious bride for cheap than let it rot away in my closet.

This gown rules. It's comfy like pajamas, hugs curves like a champ, and features a sexy slit. I ordered it from Nordstrom in early 2019 for $1750. I was told to order a size 10 even though I'm a size 8, and surprise it was too big when it arrived, so I had it altered down to a size 8. I also added a three-point bustle and lingerie hooks to keep bra straps snugly out of view.

Here's the Nordstrom listing: https://shop.nordstrom.com/s/willowby-foxglove-front-slit-lace-gown/4995589

Alterations

The dress has been altered to my measurements, listed above. Basically a true size 8. I also added a three-point bustle and lingerie hooks to keep bra straps snugly out of view.